Two Laughs for Tuesday, Apropos of Growing Older

Comment apropos of the 60 year old woman who just had twins:
If this goes on, a growth market may be walkers combined with strollers.

And

Two retirement age couples who are having supper together. The women are in the kitchen and the men begin to talk about movies they've seen.

"We saw a great one on the weekend," one says.

"Yeah? What's it called?" says the other.

"Just a sec, it's on the tip of my tongue. You know that flower that's red or pink and has thorns?"

"A rose?"

"Right," the guy says. "Hey, Rose. What's the name of the movie we saw..."